naughtynerdy:

hetroqueer:

naughtynerdy:

Admit it. Headphones and muffled mouth noises just aren’t the same.

i’d do this if porn didnt have shitty music/noises/etc

What, you don’t like my SURPRISE PANFLUTES? :p

tedonik:

0rdinarykid:

I forgot to cat

Decided to dog.

(Source: ihavemyboydays)

thedevilwearssammyonwednesdays:

sopranish:

flying-shark-activate:

I never understood this reference until i looked “girls” up 

so is Crowley saying that Sam should be his bff and love him? 

Pretty much.

Guys if Crowley watched Band of Brothers… And Richard was in Band of Brothers……

(Source: ithurtslikehell)

tvaros:

i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older

allie-whack:

almost-always-eventually-right:

Then, this one soldier who just wanted a cool photograph gets murdered by terrorists that are specifically targeting Tony Stark.

This was the moment that made Tony Stark reevaluate his entire life.

This was the moment that made Tony Stark cut the weapons program.

This was the moment that Tony Stark became Iron Man.

This was the moment that never truly left him.

Because it’s after this moment that Tony Stark proceeds to spend the rest of his life making peace-signs in photos, in honor of a young man who was more of a man than Tony could’ve ever dreamt of being; whose death Tony spent months agonizing over and trying to ensure wasn’t in vain.

Can you not what are you doing to my feels why are you always doing this.

(Source: marvelmoviesgifs)

twerkingcat:

fourlesbianssuited:

thecatcherandthepie:

les-sucettes-a-lanis:

Behold. South Park changing the derogatory definition of ‘fag.’ Making it synonymous with moron, jackass and douchebag.

Once the old homophobic preachers die out and a generations passes, we’ll be left with this lovely urban definition:

“Fag, noun. Used to describe someone acting with poor, rude and unintelligent behaviour.” 

South Park is perfect

You know there is a problem when South Park does a better job in realizing the mutability of language than most adults.

(Source: membersonlyguy)

pepplemint:

“Some countries complained that it’s inappropriate for two girls to kiss in the end of the song.

That’s their problem.”
-Swedish commentator on Eurovison ahahah

(Source: mybravebow)

bogchildren:

bogchildren:

Humanstuck au

The Zahhaks are a very wealthy family, but his father is rarely home, so the young heir is practically raised by his loving butler Authour

one time baby equius accidentally called aurthour daddy and aurthour just, blanches and shakes his head and puts equius down in his crib and hes like no nononono no oh my goodness no.

oh my god /)///ω///(\

(Source: palemarried)

taliabobalia:

freyjas:

dungeonsanddamsels:

once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state

it looks like the cover of the great gatsby

now it is the cover of the great gatsby

skarita:

Blubbery anime tears

I got tired of seeing Rose always crying against Kanaya.

But I’d imagine Kanaya doesn’t feel right crying on other people’s shoulders when everyone needs her to be a reliable pillar, so this happens. 

himaryua:

A WOMAN CAN DESTROY
A WOMAN CAN FIGHT
A WOMAN CAN PREACH
A WOMAN CAN WORK
A WOMAN CAN CONQUER
A WOMAN CAN RULE
JUST AS MUCH AS A MAN CAN.

♈ ♌ ♍ ♎ ♏ ♓